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Titus Welliver (rp account)
"I literally had a very articulate, though highly impaired, homeless man say to me, "Smokey! I love you! What's happening with Jacob?" Here's a guy living on the street, but he finds a way to watch Lost! And I'm looking at him, thinking, Your priorities are completely ass-backward."
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Welliver. Guessing you mean breaking your spirit? You're a face in a crowd. I'm somebody people remember. Only Hugh and Jason can pull off the cane thing, Titus. Unless you decide to grow a beard or grow out your hair. In which case, I will hit you with that cane. I'm the one always having to work in this relationship, Welliver, sending you texts and messages. If I didn't know any better, I'd almost seem desperate. :) XO See? I'm working on reducing it.
Asked by mark-pellegrino-rp
Or breaking your face..
Oh please, people know me - they’re only staring at you thinking ‘hmm, he could really do with losing a few pounds’. You would hit me with a cane, but you were obviously beaten with the ugly stick.
If anything you’re just a little clingy. You’re really the one who needs to change and adjust to make this work - we both know I’m perfect as is.
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Welliver. -laughs- Deep in thought? Don't think too hard, granddad, you might break something. Cult or not, people love me. You, arguably not as much. Respect is earned, not given freely. WELCOME TO THE NEW AGES, GRANDDAD. And four years will mean a lot when you start having to use a cane before I do. Sorry about the other night, unavoidable stuff happened. Rain check? :) :) :) :) :) :D XOXOXOX <- that's a new one, right?
Asked by mark-pellegrino-rp
Oh I will break something, rest assured…
Mark, kid, look at my CV - it’s quite a bit more extensive than yours.
I’m pretty sure a cane would only make things easier to me - since Hugh’s House and his cane are so popular nowadays.
You can’t keep breaking my heart like this, Mark, you keep standing me up, one day I won’t be waiting for you anymore.
yes… yes it is. Stop though.
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WELLIVER, you do SO mope. All the time. Mopety, mopety, mope, mope. You're just jealous of my popularity. It's okay, everyone is. Would that be a proclamation of how much younger I am than you are, old man? NEVER. :) :) :) :) :D
Asked by mark-pellegrino-rp
I’m not mopey, this is just my face. I have a brooding face. I’m just deep in thought. But I’m not mopey.
You’re really not that popular, you’ve just had some niche roles. Your following is really quite cult. So. yeah.
I’m like four years older than you, just RESPECT me.
stop.
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WELLIVER, don't be a child. I am NOT talking about your eyes, I'm talking about the mopey way you get when you don't get what you want. Exhibit A. And Nicki Minaj sang about Pellegrino. How many songs you been in, Titus? That's right, NONE. Yeah, that'd be fine. I'll use smiley's to my heart's content. :) :) :) :) :)
Asked by mark-pellegrino-rp
Mark, I am not a child.
And I don’t mope! It just goes to show how egotistical you are, that you think that song’s about you. And also, how needy for attention you are.
You should go to rehab, all the cool kids are doing it.
But the smilies really have to stop.
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Shut up, WELLIVER. I'll address you how I want. Like I said, good fucking times, man. UH, NO. I am everywhere. You're just the guy with the big baby blues. Nobody knows you, get over it. Doesn't sound like a bad idea, actually. :)
Asked by mark-pellegrino-rp
Make me.
Big baby blues? Are you serious?
Ugh.Who can forget a name like Titus Welliver? Mark is just… boring. It’s barely a name, it’s more a sound.
Good, it’s settled then. Should I meet you at yours?
… and I forbid you from using smiley faces. Ever.
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WELLIVER, you should be. I stopped with the TITUS, didn't I? AHAHA, YEAH, MAN. Good times. Free liquor cos we were on our honeymoon, right? Honey, no. Nobody knows who you even are. People talk to you to ask about me. Says so in your description. Damn, haven't seen anything in ages. Suggestions?
Asked by mark-pellegrino-rp
You’re not writing a letter though, you don’t have to address me every time you send one of these things.
That’s probably why most of that week was blacked out for me. There are scenes in LostI can’t even remember shooting.
Did you just call me Honey? Oh you are sooo the woman in this.
They only know you as “that guy with the stupid hair in Being Human” or “that prick with his metaphors in Lost” - me? I’ve been in everything. Sons of Anarchy, Supernatural, Lost, CSI, Suits, The Good Wife. YOU NAME IT BRO - EVERYONE KNOWS ME.
I’d be happy to just turn up and go to whatever’s showing at the time. A bit of film roulette. What d’ya say?
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WELLIVER, are you happy? THAT BAR. We gotta go back sometime. Was that innuendo, Titus? I hope not. HAH, that was the day before. GOOD TIMES. Your face was worth the re-take. Uh, a couple days ago, actually? You been living under a rock? But, yeah. Alright. Cinema it is.
Asked by mark-pellegrino-rp
NOT really…
We really have to, we can pretend to be a married couple again. And everything will be fantastic.
They probably saw you and though OH LOOK, THERE’S THAT GUY WHO HANGS OUT WITH TITUS WELLIVER. And then took a shot just so they didn’t waste the trip following you, waiting for me to appear.
Anything in particular you wanted to see?
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TITUS, never. Ugh. God, the Mexican. I'm cool with pizza. Hawaiian and one with a ton of meat on it. I like meat. Not a pussy, I'm a dick. Get it right. And, that's not what you were saying when she punched you. I'm up for anything. Omniplex, then? Paparazzi will be everywhere, though, urgh.
Asked by mark-pellegrino-rp
MARK, seriously, stop that.
Gotta love Hawaiian - jeez I miss that place sometimes. You remember that little bar we used to go to after shooting? And before shooting? And once while we were supposed to be shooting?
I bet you like meat…
My face was already sensitive that day, okay? SOMEONE decided to throw me into a river before the que. REMEMBER THAT?
Yeah sure.
Mark - stop being so full of yourself. The pap are busy with actual stars. When was the last time you were on the cover of anything, or snapped for any kind of paper or magazine. They won’t care that two old men went to the cinema.
